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Pooh Bear

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I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

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They come for spas:

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New hearts and stuffing:

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And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

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Sometimes they look like this:

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A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

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As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

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His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

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And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

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His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

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As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

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Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

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And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

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He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

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this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
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Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

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who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

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Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

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idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
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Because wise, I am.

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Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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2 million people aren’t wrong

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I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

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I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

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Or if you’d like to have some more options….

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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

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Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

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SO PROUD

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The Fantastic 4 we deserve

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OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

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We will all protect the small one.